You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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