I think im going to throw up on grandma
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
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So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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