I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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