He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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