So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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