haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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