Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
