He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Randomize
