idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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