I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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