Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
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he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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