You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
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operation have a gay friend backfired
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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