That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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