Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
3 2 1 whiskey
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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