So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
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Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I can't turn off my feet"
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You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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