do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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