Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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