So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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