I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
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There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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