i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
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I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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