It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
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I feel like death gave me a hand job
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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