at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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