She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
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I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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