Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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