at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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