I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
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You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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