so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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