Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
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after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
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Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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