Say something about gay babies.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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