Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
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I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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