You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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