do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
splinters make it hard to masturbate
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
My vagina is very pro this idea
tell me about the eggs
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