Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
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My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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