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Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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