After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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