when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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