I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Randomize
