She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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