We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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