so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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