Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
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after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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