His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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