I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
