Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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