That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I forget how to act sober
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