i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
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