u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Barsexuality is the new black.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
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sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
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well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
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