Ambien. No doubt about it.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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