who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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