hows the party?
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be there in 10
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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