"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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