i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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