yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
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