New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
My feet surprised me
Randomize
