i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
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Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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